Order Now!!

Order Now!!

Those are precisely the words that flash on your television screen, and not to forget the loud vocals in the backdrop, announcing “early bird” prizes for the first 20 callers. “So what are you waiting for??? Abhi phone uthaiye aur number ghumaiye”.
Dear folks, this is tele-marketing for you. Welcome to the world of super-attractive products like “Cat – Eye Taveez” and “Maths Guru”, which constitute the latest offerings by the Home Shop 18 or may be SHOP 24*7 or may be some Sky Shop, aahh…kindly forgive me….cant recollect the agency’s name. Nevertheless, their products have never ceased to be less than mesmerizing.

Let’s delve into the details.
“Cat – Eye Taveez”- It promises to ward off the evil ‘nazar’ stymieing your success and bring you truckloads of happiness and prosperity. It can help you flourish in business by elevating your profits. So now, you can give your overworked managers a break and gift yourself the priceless “Cat – Eye Taveez”. If all the sensible as well as the nonsensical stuff on television has exasperated you, then this breed of advertising belongs to a different genre promising unadulterated entertainment. The strategic mind of the ad maker inspires awe. The portraying of evil ‘nazar’ is no cake work. It is presented as two powerful beams emanating from the eyes of the evil-doer, casting its ill-effects in the aura of your workplace. This vandalizing beam is fluorescent green in color; the color emphasizing its strength. Once cast, your days of struggle begin. No efforts bring you back the past glory. A despondent you, sees this life-changing advertisement and without further delay, grab this miraculous yantra. And lo behold! Once you wear the “Cat – Eye Taveez”, the malicious beam debilitates under its impervious aura; and you are protected from all the negativity in the world and can now safely reach out for unfettered success.

“Maths Guru” is magical. I don’t have the words to express its salient features. I’m sure by now you would have left your computers to switch on the television. So, get to know what “Maths Guru” is all about. Scores of other treasures (includes “Dr. Tea” for slimming purposes) are on sale on Home Shop 18 or may be SHOP 24*7 or the same Sky Shop. For all this free promotion, I deserve a share of commission from these agencies.

So when you register your order, don’t forget to give me a special mention to their executives. Happy Shopping!!